I was about to jump into my car yesterday when I was greeted by this horrific act of sabotage. A dirty wee bird had gone and done a poo all over my car door handle. It was disgusting. So I got in the car on the other side, climbed over the central console and went about my business. When I got back, I gave it a thorough wash, cursed the birds a few times, then had some gin. I hope the bird hasn't done it again this morning- I have to go into work today.
